- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

How much did the Holla Cost?

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??