Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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why?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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