A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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