- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Johan showering. . . AWK

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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