it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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