a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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