- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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