Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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What's a small person? A midget

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Ms. Smoot's class

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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