Dubstep < Music

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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