- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

I'm off to my tank guys!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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