- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

The cow went moo

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

knock knock

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

feces

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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