Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Matt Damon

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What do you call a black man? Jamal

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Where's my tractor?

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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