- Anti Joke

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.