what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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