- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is my tractor?

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

penis hehehehe

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Women.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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