- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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