And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Are you a human?

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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