- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

We didnt star the fire ...........

Wheelchair high jump

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Why did I get raped

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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