- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Hey

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??