how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Flab

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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