- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Knock knock Come In.......

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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