- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Obama

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Knock Knock Come in

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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