What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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