Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Knock Knock Come in

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Ass

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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