Your mother is a man.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What is next?

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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