- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

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