What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Black People.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Sorry boss

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