A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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