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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Knock knock Come In.......

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

your a towel.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

No it isn't.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Civil Rights.

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