YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

guess what chicken butt

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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