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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

How did th-A fridge.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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