- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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