- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

my mom raped yerr foot

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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