- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

you will now laugh.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What abou three times

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

haha, you're an orphan

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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