why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

poop

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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