guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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