How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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