- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

guess what what? nothing.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??