i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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PUDDING

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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No it isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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