what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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anne hatthaway

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Enchilada

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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