- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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