I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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whos gay? you are

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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kiss me?

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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