What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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whos gay? you are

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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kiss me?

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Gabe Mercado

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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