larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Men's rights.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Your mom

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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how did the little girl die cancer

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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fabien

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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