whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Ouch.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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