What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Ass

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

No. Yes.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

don't look behind you

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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