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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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what is big and white? the moon

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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monkey sponge

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Your mom

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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