Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Six million.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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K

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Knock Knock Come in

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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