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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

No. Yes.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Womens Rights.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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