4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

your mom

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Wats a joke?

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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