- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

marshal sterio had sex

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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