How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Gabe Mercado

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

who eats pencils asians

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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