what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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a retard lost...

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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