- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? No.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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