What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

13

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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