What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Women's Sports

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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George Bush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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