a retard lost...

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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