- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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