I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Woman's Rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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