heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Matty B

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

A seal walks into a club.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

im a selling a car

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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