You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Woman's rights.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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verry nice how mUCH?

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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