What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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