how did the little girl die cancer

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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fabien

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Women's Sports

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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knock knock go away ok

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Penis

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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