How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Anti Joke

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