- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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