What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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George Bush.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Dick spice

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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42.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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