Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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FAP

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Alt F4

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Hey, Max!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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