a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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hey bill!

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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space is fun

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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