there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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