Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Enchilada

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

anne hatthaway

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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