How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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asparagus

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Canada

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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