How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Women's rights

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Anti Joke

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