- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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