What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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