- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

toast points

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Women's football

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What's dead? Your mum.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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