why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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