- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

like for a handjob.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why did the child step on a ball?

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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