- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

What's dead? Your mum.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

like for a handjob.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the child step on a ball?

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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