- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Woman's rights.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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