Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Justin Beiber

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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