- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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