- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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