What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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