- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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