- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

My name is never spelt right so its all good

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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