What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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