A jew went to Germany.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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69, hahaha

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Hi

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Chrissy is funny.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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