girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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ballsack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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