- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

The Bible

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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