- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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