Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Kah-________-

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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How old is victor? Old

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Chuck Norris.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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