A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Guess what? No.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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:-)book

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Women's rights...

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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