- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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