Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Womens Rights.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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