- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

you will now laugh.

math test 2=2

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

There's no "i" in tim.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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