Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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i eat poop

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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ha.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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guess what what? nothing.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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