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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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