- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Boobs are nasty!

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

math test 2=2

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

What did you say? I don't know.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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