Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

a man walks into a bar it hurt

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Ryan Chang is funny.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Gabe Mercado

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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