- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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