A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Anti Joke

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