- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

The 19th Amendment

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

A Banana wrote this...

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Chuck Norris

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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