Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Hellen Keller

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Tennesse

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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