- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

The horse said "nay."

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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