a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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A Banana wrote this...

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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