What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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