whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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A jew go out of a bar

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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