Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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BWAT

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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