What is a question?

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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A fat boy walked into a party

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Do you need any assistance?

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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