2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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I'm taken

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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baby loves lalma

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