Why? Because!

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Barack Obama

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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poop

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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anne hatthaway

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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