Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

George Bush does not care about black people.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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