Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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