Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Flab

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Chicken

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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